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I don’t know what’s going on here, but Tony - if you’re trying to sell something, Bruce sure ain’t buying it.

This looks like a scene from Avengers: The Musical.

Tony: “We can do science!”

Bruce: “No we can’t.”

Tony: “Science all the time!”

Bruce: “Uh, pretty sure we can’t … “

Tony: “We can do science!”

Bruce: “Are you listening?”

Tony: “With my money and your mind!”

Bruce: ” … clearly not.”

Tony: “And I know what you’re thinking.”

Bruce: “Mmm-hmm.”

Tony: “You’re thinking ‘where do we start?’”

Bruce: “No, I’m not.”

Tony: “We start with science—”

Bruce: “Yes, I get that.”

Tony: “—science from the heart!”

Bruce: “Did you … just say science from the heart? You? Are you feeling okay?”

And then there is the second verse.

Wherein Bruce agrees upon science from the heart.

Honey, I’m gonna need that second verse right now.

Bruce: “I don’t do science.”

Tony: “Yeah, you do.”

Bruce: “No, I heal the sick, the needy, the poor!

I don’t do science.”

Tony: “Well, you do.”

Bruce: “And think of all that’s in store!

I have a habit of ruining cities—

Of ripping whole blocks apart!

It’s not safe for me to be science,

Even science from the heart.”

Tony: “The problem here is that you lack imagination.”

Bruce: “The problem here is that I could level the nation.”

Tony: “The problem here is you want to walk and not run.”

Bruce: “The problem here is that I’m a loaded gun!

You just can’t see the root of my issues—”

Tony: “You can’t see the sweet through the tart!”

Bruce: “You really think all my problems can be solved

by science from the heart?”

[Spoken bridge]

Tony: “Just think about it, Bruce. 10 floors, R&D candyland, and a guy in an iron suit to catch all the blows you want to aim at—I dunno, parallel parkers and pedestrians. Go ahead. Give it a try.”

Bruce: “Tony … “

Tony: “Please? Just once?”

Bruce: “I—I think I’m willing to try science.”

Tony: “Yes!”

Bruce: “But not solely because of you.

I’m willing to try science—”

Tony: “Doesn’t matter why.”

Bruce: “For all the good I can do.

And if I’m gonna balance my karma,

I guess this is a good place to start.”

Tony & Bruce: “We’re starting with science:

Science from the heart!”

AHHHHH

(via duckgirlie)